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Daily Joke: An Engineer Meets a Talking Frog

Busayo Ogunjimi
Jul 06, 2021
01:30 P.M.

While crossing the road, an engineer met a talking frog that claimed it would turn into a princess if it was kissed. After several failed attempts to get a kiss from the man, the frog learns the surprising reason why.

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One day, an engineer encountered a talking frog while trying to cross a road. The frog called out to the man and told him it would turn into a princess if it was kissed. The engineer bent over, picked up the frog, and put it inside his pocket.

Photo: AmoMama

Photo: AmoMama

Again, the frog yelled at the man and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week." Immediately, the engineer pulled out the frog from his pocket, gave it a lovely smile, and put it back in his pocket.

A photo of a frog | Photo: Pixabay

A photo of a frog | Photo: Pixabay

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For the third time, the persistent frog cried out, repeating the same words, but this time saying that on top of turning into a princess and staying with the engineer for one week, it would do anything the engineer asked of it. Again, the man brought the frog out, smiled, and returned it to his pocket.

Perplexed, the frog asked the engineer what the problem was. It was eager to know why the man refused to kiss it despite all conditions made. Replying to the frog, the man said:

"Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool!"

AN ENGINEER IN HELL

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An engineer died and went to hell. He felt very hot and sad and decided to plunge into action. The man fixed the broken air conditioner, which made the atmosphere cooler. He unjammed the moving walkway motor, aiding people to go from place to place easily.

Next, he fixed the connection to the satellite dish and gave people clearer channels. On a fateful day, God decided to look down on hell to see how things were going.

To his amazement, everyone looked happy while enjoying umbrella drinks. So, he asked the devil what was happening. Replying to God, the devil said everybody had been having a good time since the arrival of the engineer.

Shocked at his response, God revealed there was a mistake, as he did not send any engineer to hell. Immediately, he requested that the man be sent to heaven.

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Disagreeing with God's request, the devil explained that the engineer was going nowhere. According to him, everyone loved the man. At this, God threatened to sue if the engineer was not sent to him. The devil laughed and said,

"And where are you going to find a lawyer?"

For even more funny jokes, check out this hilarious joke about two engineering students who met on campus one day.

Source: Upjoke

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