Top 5 Thanksgiving jokes about the funniest things that can happen during these holidays

Meet the top 5 Thanksgiving jokes on the internet that will get you giggling.

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1. Blonde Thanksgiving

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family.

Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone.

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik

The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.

"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.

"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.

"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik

2. Pro Football Turkey

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.

While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.

Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line.

When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."

"Forget the bonus," the turkey said. "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik

3. Getting Divorced

The day before Thanksgiving, a guy in Phoenix calls his son in New York and tells him, "Son, I'm really sorry, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are splitting up. We can't live with each other anymore."

The son is distraught and shouts down the phone at his father, "Pop, what are you talking about?"

The father replies, "It's just that we can't stand the sight of each other anymore. And I'm sick of talking about this, so will you call your sister in Chicago and tell her?"

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Source: Freepik

The father then hangs up, and the son frantically calls his sister, who's equally distraught and exclaims, "Like heck, they're getting divorced! Leave it to me, and I'll take care of this."

So she calls her father and shouts down the phone at him, "You are not getting divorced! Don't you dare to do a single thing until I get there? I'm calling my brother, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't you dare do a thing about this. Do you hear me?"

She then hangs up, at which point the father hangs up his phone, turns to his wife and says, "Okay dear, they're both coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik

4. Thanksgiving Parrot

A man always wanted a parrot since he was a boy, his family knowing this decided to surprise him on Thanksgiving day.

Now the parrot wasn't raised in a Christian environment and it was mocking, insulting, and threatening the man.

That Thanksgiving day he got the man so angry that he put the parrot in the freezer.

After 3 minutes he let the parrot out. The parrot says "I take it by your attitude and behavior. I somehow offended you."

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Source: Freepik

The man says, "You did!"

Then, the parrot says, "Can I asks you one more question?"

The man says, "Sure. what is it?"

The parrot asked, "What did the turkey do?"

5. Grocery Store

A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough.

She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No they're dead."

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