Joke: Mother-in-Law Asks Daughter-in-Law Why She Is Standing Naked at the Door
There is no law that states that we cannot learn from those younger than us – in fact, the younger generation is more relaxed and fun-loving at times and we can all take a page out of their books sometimes.
The next story highlights a family dynamic we are all used to – the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship. Stereotypically, not the closest of kinship by any means.
A woman stopped by unexpectedly at her recently married son’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house without waiting for a response. Then she saw her daughter-in-law naked.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.
“But you’re NAKED!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.
“This is my Love Dress.” the daughter-in-law explained.
“Love Dress? But you’re naked!”
“My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute.”
The mother-in-law was in a complete state, so she left in a huff.
On the way home, she thought about the "Love Dress" and she slowly started seeing its appeal. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, and waited naked by the front door.
Finally, her husband got home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
“What are you doing?” he exclaimed.
“This is my Love Dress,” she replied.
To which her husband of forty years responded:
Did you laugh as much as we did? Here's an extra joke for the day!
A wife was cooking fried eggs for her husband. All of a sudden, her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he said. “Careful! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them. Turn them now! We need more butter."
The husband added: "Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They’re going to stick! Careful. Careful! I said be careful!"
"You never listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy?" he continued. "Have you lost your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"
The wife then looked at him and stated: “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband coolly answered, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
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