Couple Decides to Buy a Dog to Protect Their Home and Family

It's almost never a good idea to send a man out alone to make an important investment decision for the house, like in this case, buying a guard dog!

After a high spike in the local crime rate, a couple decides that they needed a guard dog. Wanting a trained guard dog, the guy went to the local training school.

He tells the salesman he is looking for a good guard dog, but his house isn't that big and he has a postage stamp sized yard.

The salesman says,

With that, he puts a chihuahua on the table.

The man was not impressed and said:

The employee pointed at a chair, and the guy and the employee watched as the Chihuahua destroyed the chair, leaving only splinters behind.

He pointed to a table, and, again, the Chihuahua absolutely destroyed the table.

The man said, 

When he brought it home, his wife was very angry.

To which she responded:

Oops! That's not going to end well! Did this joke give you the giggles? Share it with your friends.

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