Wife Wakes up in the Middle of the Night to Find Her Husband Sobbing in the Basement
Situations that arise between couples in a relationship can be many things, including humorous. With a compilation of funnies about marriage, it's bound to brighten any day.
One night a wife woke up during the middle of the night and noticed her husband gone. Wondering where he could be and with the house silent in the dead of night, the wife decided to go look for him.
By chance, she heard a faint noise in the basement braved her way down the stairs. Once she reached the bottom, she flipped on the light.
Much to her dismay, she saw her husband curled up in the corner of the room crying like a baby. She rushed over to him and asked, “Honey, what’s the matter?”
“Remember 20 years ago,” he said through sobs. “ I got you pregnant and your father threatened me to either marry you or to go to jail?"
“Well, yes,” she replied.
After some more sobbing, he said, “I would have been released from jail this afternoon!"
LOST IN TRANSLATION
As Susan’s daughter started getting older, she noticed something strange and decided to investigate. She ordered a DNA test and discovered much to her horror, that her daughter wasn’t related to neither her nor her husband.
That evening when Susan’s husband returned home from work she said, “Darling, there’s something really important that we need to talk about. I did a DNA test and Claire isn't our biological child."
The husband replied, “Of course he isn’t, don’t you remember? We were just leaving the hospital and the baby pooped hugely so you told me, ‘Go and change the baby, I’ll wait here.’”
An elderly couple went to their favorite restaurant, a little bistro they had visited every last Saturday of the month for the last decade.
One of the more recent waiters served them for the evening, and as the wife excused herself to the bathroom, the waiter said to the husband, “Wow, you have an amazing relationship with your wife, all those lovely names you call her, darling, treasure, sweetheart.”
The husband looked at the waiter and said, “To be honest, it has become a necessity. I actually forgot her name about 3 years ago.”
CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION
A husband takes his wife to a club. On the dance floor, they noticed a guy that knew how to get his jive on, breakdance and salsa.
The wife sighed heavily and said to her husband, “You see that man? 20 years ago he asked me to marry him and I said no.”
The husband nodded and replied, "Yep, it looks like he’s still celebrating!!"
In a related joke of the day, a couple went to court to get divorced as they struggled to adjust to married life.