Daily Joke: Drunk Man Comes to the Hotel Reception and Demands His Room Be Changed
A man drunkenly walked to the receptionist to demand that his hotel room be changed as soon as possible.
A young man was dead drunk when he decided that he couldn't stay in his hotel room anymore. Disoriented, he staggered up to the hotel reception desk to request another room.
The shocked receptionist said,
“But sir, you have the best room in the hotel.”
The drunk man exclaimed, drawing attention to himself: "I insist on another room!!"
The clerk was no newbie to the business and had become well experienced when it came to handling drunken customers. Things could get bad and very fast too, so it prompted her to quickly reply to the young man saying:
“Very good, sir. I'll change you from 502 to 555.”
She then decided to ask for his reason,
“Would you mind telling me why you don't like 502?"
The drunk man said:
"Well, for one thing, it is on fire.”
A DRINKING LESSON
Will played the dutiful father and decided to take it upon himself to teach his young son the adverse effects of drinking alcohol. He planned to make an example of worms. Well, here's how that went down.
Will put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whisky. As he had expected, the worm in the water lived, while the other one he had placed in the whisky curled up and died.
Smiling to himself, Will turned to the cute child to ask for what he thought about what he had just shown him. He asked, thinking he already knew the answer:
“All right, son, what does that show you?”
The little boy smartly replied,
'Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.”
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