Daily Joke: Man Who Decided to Take a Nap in His Car Found the Wrong Place to Park

Here's a joke about a man who found the wrong place to park his car that will get you giggling.

A man had been driving throughout the night. However, he was still a long way from his destination by morning. He chose to stop at the next city he came to. At that point, he parked somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of rest. 

Man driving a car | Photo: Pexels

Man driving a car | Photo: Pexels

As it would turn out, the peaceful area he picked happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes. No sooner had he settled back to nap when there came a knocking on his window. He looked out and saw a jogger running in place.

"Yes?" he asked.

"Excuse me, sir," the jogger said, "do you have the time?"

The man looked at the car clock and replied, "8:15."

Man driving and drinking | Photo: Pexels

Man driving and drinking | Photo: Pexels

The jogger expressed profound gratitude and left. The man settled back once more. He was just resting off when there was another knock on the window.

"Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?" another jogger inquired. 

 "8:25!" he answered. 

The jogger said thanks and left. Now the man could see other joggers cruising by. He realized it wouldn't have been long until another exasperates him. To avoid the issue, he got out a pen and paper and put a sign in his window saying, "I do not know the time!"

Car parked beside a building | Photo: Pexels

Car parked beside a building | Photo: Pexels

Once again, he settled back to sleep. He was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window.

"Sir, sir? It's 8:45!" a jogger let him know. 

Laugh out loud? Here's a bonus joke...

A blonde asked somebody what time it was, and they disclosed to her it was 4:45. 

With a doubtful look on her face, the blonde responded, "You know, it's the most peculiar thing, I have been asking that question throughout the day, and each time I get a different answer."

A woman holding her jacket | Photo: Pexels

A woman holding her jacket | Photo: Pexels

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Source: Funny Jokes

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