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Daily Joke: Three Men Talk at a Bar about Their Wives

Kareena Koirala
Oct 02, 2019
04:00 P.M.

Three men were talking in a bar over pints of beer. They were talking about how they thought their wives might be cheating on them.

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Jim was extra-ecstatic about leaving the office one day. He and his friends had decided that they would meet up after work and share some drinks together.

It had been a long time since they all got together and Jim couldn't wait to know what's happening in their lives.

The men finally got together in a bar and ordered some drinks. They were catching up with each other, talking about what was happening in their lives.

People clinking beer glasses.  Source: Pexels

People clinking beer glasses. Source: Pexels

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THEY STARTED TALKING ABOUT THEIR WIVES

One of the men started talking about his wife.

“You know what guys, I think my wife is having an affair with our electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed. They definitely weren’t mine!" he said.

Now that they were on the topic, another man decided to share his insecurities regarding his spouse.

“I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. I found a wrench under the bed the other day and it wasn’t mine," he said.

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A woman using her phone. | Source: Pexels

A woman using her phone. | Source: Pexels

As the men talked about their wives' potential infidelity, Jim decided to join in.

“I think my wife is having an affair with a horse," he announced.

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Jim's friends stared at him in disbelief. "A horse? Are you serious? How is that even possible?" asked one of the men.

"I’m dead serious, guys," said Jim. "The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”

A funny-looking horse. | Source: Pexels

A funny-looking horse. | Source: Pexels

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A THIRSTY MAN WALKS INTO THE BAR

A thirsty man walked into the bar to get a drink. Suddenly, he heard someone say, "Hey! Nice tie man!"

Confused, the man looked down at his tie and scanned the bar to see who complimented him. To his surprise, there was no one around who could've said that to him.

The man went back to sipping his drink again when suddenly he heard another compliment.

"Hey! Nice shirt!” shouted someone.

A man passing beer. | Source: Pexels

A man passing beer. | Source: Pexels

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Again, he could not see the person who was throwing random compliments at him.

“Hey! Nice suit!” said the unknown voice again. Frustrated, the man called the bartender and asked if it was him who gave all those compliments.

“It’s not me,” the bartender said. “It’s the complimentary peanuts.”

Source: startsat60

Here's another story of how a man was shocked to see his non-drinker friend in a bar. He was shocked to find out the reason why his friend was there.

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