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Daily Joke: A Doctor Tells His Patient He'll Be on a Diet of Pancakes and Pizza

Joe Akins
Oct 02, 2019
10:00 A.M.

A patient who wasn't feeling so good went to see a doctor. On getting tested, he was told he has a very rare and extremely contagious condition. The doctor said to the patient.

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"We're going to have to put you in an isolation unit where you'll be on a diet of pancakes and pizza."

"Will the pancakes and pizza cure my condition?" asked the patient.

"No," replied the doctor. "They're the only things we can slip under the door."

A doctor talking to his patient in a clinic | Photo: Shutterstock

A doctor talking to his patient in a clinic | Photo: Shutterstock

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If you love this joke, then here is another to make you laugh.

In order to keep a good diet lifestyle, one needs to eat properly. This man, Terry rushed to a surgeon, Doctor Sims's hospital.

As he walked into the clinic, the doctor realized that the man has a parsnip up one nostril, a courgette in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

The man after meeting the surgeon cried out,

"Doctor, Doctor, I've got dreadfully sore ears and can hardly breathe! What's wrong with me?"

A doctor giving his patient a thorough checkup | Photo: Getty Images

A doctor giving his patient a thorough checkup | Photo: Getty Images

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Doctor Sims stared at the man for a while, shook his head and then looking gloom sadly answered,

"Terry, you're not eating properly."

HUSBAND AND WIFE GO ON A DIET

A man, Robert and his wife, Jennifer both needed to shed a few pounds and therefore decided to go on a diet. They chose one with distinct recipes for each meal.

The couple were so detailed with their diet that they followed all the guidelines and would even divide the recipes in half for each person's portion.

A happy couple relaxing in the kitchen | Photo: Getty Images

A happy couple relaxing in the kitchen | Photo: Getty Images

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Not long after, the couple began to look good and there were significant changes in their outlook. They not only looked good, but they also felt beautiful and they were grateful they found the diet.

However, with time the couple realized that they were gaining weight and not losing it.

They however decided to go through the recipe again and there they found the most shocking news. There, in small print, Robert and Jennifer saw, to their horror: "Serves 6."

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Sources: reddit FunnyDietJokes

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