November 03, 2019
Here's a joke about the fifth-grade teacher who gives her students an interesting task that will get you giggling.
At some point, the teacher asked her students to get their parents tell them a story with a moral.
She expected for those stories to be entertaining. However, what one of the students had to share with the rest of the class left her in dismay.
"We live on a farm, and I was gathering eggs from the hen house one day," said Susie. "I gathered the eggs and put them in my basket and set off running toward the house. While running, I stumbled over a rock and crushed the majority of the eggs."
The teacher asked, "So what's the lesson of the story, Susie?"
"Try not to place all of your eggs in one basket," the girl replied.
Next, it was Billy's turn to go.
He said, "We also live on a farm. We have incubators to help our eggs hatch. One night, there was a thunderstorm, and lightning knocked out the power to the incubators."
"So what's the moral of that story, Billy?" the teacher asked.
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch," Billy answered.
The teacher then turned to her student named Janie. She asked, "Janie, do you have a story to share?"
The girl replied, "Yes, ma'am. My father revealed to me a story about my mother. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
"She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
Horrified, the teacher said, "Good Heavens. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
To which Janie replied, "He said, don't mess with Mommy when she's been drinking."
Reading a humorous story like this one is always fun and will definitely brighten up our day.
Please don't forget to share this story with your family and friends if this made you chuckle.
Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a man who goes out to sea and catches a few fish. He gets up right on time to prepare, hooks up his boat, and off he goes, throughout the day.
Source: Bored Daddy