Here’s a joke about a talking dog that will keep you laughing the whole day.
A man sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” Curious, he rings the bell to inquire.
The owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy walks into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there, bored.
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“You talk?” he asks.
“Sure do,” the dog replies.
“So, what’s your story?”
The dog looks up and says, “Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.”
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The dog continues, “The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
In awe, he goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
“Ten dollars,” the owner says.
The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
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To which the owner replies, “Cause he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff!”
If you roared in laughter, here’s another one that will crack you up some more.
Ayoung, clever man
bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
But the next day, the farmer drove up to the man’s house with a piece of disappointing news. He told the young man: “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
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“Well, then just give me my money back,” replied the disappointed man.
The farmer said: “Can’t do that. I spent it already.”
The young man replied: “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
“What are you going to do with him?” the farmer asked.
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The man said: “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said: “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
The man answered: “Sure I can. Watch me! I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met up with the man and asked: “What happened with that dead horse?”
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The man said: “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2,495.”
“Didn’t anyone complain?” the farmer asked.
The man answered: “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”
Source: Bored Daddy