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Daily Joke: Lawyer Who Is Waking up after Surgery Sees His Wife Sitting by His Bed

Rebelander Basilan
Jan 21, 2020
02:00 P.M.
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If you need a good laugh today, this hilarious conversation between a lawyer and his wife will give you just that.

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The lawyer had liver disease, so he had to undergo surgery. Fortunately, the operation was successful. Waking up from anesthesia, he saw his wife sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open.

"You're beautiful!" he told her, and afterward, he fell asleep again. Her husband had never told her that she was beautiful, so she remained by his side.

Old man lying in hospital bed. | Photo: Freepik

Old man lying in hospital bed. | Photo: Freepik

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A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open again, and he stated, "You're cute!" The wife was immediately disappointed with what she heard because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."

She couldn't help but ask her husband what happened to "beautiful." To which he replied that the drugs are wearing off.

Close-up photo of an old woman. | Photo: Pexels

Close-up photo of an old woman. | Photo: Pexels

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If that crack you up, here's a joke about a stingy man who wanted his wife to bury all his money with him.

For his entire life, the man worked very hard, and he saved up his money year after year. He preferred not to spend extra money on anything he purchased.

He even went so far as to want to be buried with his cash. His wife was dismayed when she heard this selfish request, but she did her best to keep the vows she had made so many years before.

Old man holding a rod. | Photo: Pexels

Old man holding a rod. | Photo: Pexels

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However, just before her husband's funeral, she came up with a smart solution. The wife sat right at the front at the funeral, with her best friend seated next to her in support.

As the undertakers were about to close the casket, she asked them to wait a moment for her to place something in the coffin.

Old woman on the way to funeral | Photo: Freepik

Old woman on the way to funeral | Photo: Freepik

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Her friend watched in disbelief as she approached the casket and placed a box inside it. Then the coffin was locked, and the undertakers carried it away.

Her friend told her that she hopes she wasn't crazy enough to put all that money in the coffin with her husband. "I sure did," answered the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account, and I wrote him a check."

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Sources: Jokes Of The Day, Shareably

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