Daily Joke: Client Refuses to Pay Trainer for Self-Defense Course

One day, a young man attended a self-defense class. After starting his session and performing several routines, the trainer walked up to him at the end of the class to ask for payment.

The trainer informed the man that he owed $520 at the end of the week. The young man thought the bill was outrageous and argued that he wasn't going to pay.

But, the trainer wouldn't have this. He insisted that the man pay. However, the man stood his ground and instead, challenged his trainer to a fight. If he lost, he would pay.

The two eventually got into a fight, and the trainer gave the young man the beating of his life. Halfway through their battle, the trainer decided to cut it off because the man was no match for him.

He ended the fight and demanded his $520 payment. But, the young man, all bruised and battered, remained stubborn. He swiped his bloody lips with shaky hands and said:

"There's no way I'm gonna pay you! Clearly, it's a waste of money!"

ANOTHER JOKE ABOUT A TRAINER

One day, a personal trainer got a new client. The first day went smoothly, and the client was impressed with the class he received. The client was consistent with his classes because he loved the trainer's dedication.

Several weeks went by, and the trainer became increasingly pleased with his client's progress. The sessions continued for a month, and one day, the client told his trainer he was ready to show off his now built arms to the girls he passes by on his street.

After saying this, he left the class, and his trainer watched him walk down the sidewalk from the front window of the training building. As he walked down, he came across some ladies and immediately started showing off his arms.

He placed his arms behind his back and crossed them in opposite directions. The client's flex pose made his forearms pop out from behind each side of his head.

The trainer saw everything and thought it was strange. Still, he felt his client could do whatever to impress the girls. After the trainer went home that night, he walked into his kitchen and greeted his wife with a kiss. She turned to him and asked how his training classes went, and he said,

"Weird flex, but ok."

If you enjoyed these jokes, you might just find this one even more hilarious. It is about a dog that challenged a cowboy to a fight at a bar but the event took a different turn.

Sources: Reddit.com, Upjoke