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This grandma knows how to get rid of her enemies

Rebelander Basilan
By Rebelander Basilan
Aug 14, 2018
01:14 A.M.

Mrs. Johnson explained in her congregation how she got rid of her enemies.

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The 93-year-old grandmother went to the church, where the preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies."

"How many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies?" the preacher asked.

About half held up their hands.

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"How many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies?" he repeated.

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Now about 80% held up their hands. The preacher then repeated his question once more.

This time, all responded, except one elderly lady.

"Mrs. Johnson, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" he asked.

"I don't have any," she replied, glancing up at his frowning face.

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"Mrs. Johnson that is very unusual. How old are you?"

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"Ninety-three," she answered.

"Mrs. Johnson, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world?" the preacher told her. He was still very doubtful.

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The elderly woman then tottered down the aisle and said, "I outlived every one of those [expletive]!"

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