This funny story is about a 70-year-old woman who wanted to get back into the dating world again.
She has been single for quite a long time, so she began hunting for a new lover.
The widow also has essential qualities to look for in her new partner, and she believes that her relationship would doom if the man doesn't have all of these qualities.
After putting an ad in a newspaper, someone rang her doorbell at an unlikely hour the following day. She never expected to see who was on the other side.
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A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
“Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants, please apply in person.”
The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked. “Just look at you... you have no legs!”
The old man smiled and said: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”
“You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled. “Therefore, I can never beat you!” he said.
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?”
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and replied: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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