Men realize what they would and wouldn't do for their better half

Here are some jokes about men who realize what they would and wouldn't do for their wife that will get you giggling.

FOR THE MRS?

Even though there was a blizzard raging outside, I made it the half-mile to the bakery, where I asked the owner for six rolls.

“Your wife must like rolls,” he said.

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“How do you know these are for my wife?” I asked.

“Because your mother wouldn’t send you out in weather like this.”

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Source: Freepik

YEARS OF ROMANCE

Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office.

A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them. On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee.

As I’d hoped, I got a reaction from my husband. When he saw me, he shouted, “Are those potato chips?”

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TAKING TURNS

Scene: My checkout line at the supermarket.

Me: Paper or plastic?

Customer: I’d like double-bagged paper, and I’d like you to make each bag as heavy as possible.

Me: Okay.

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Customer: In case you’re wondering, I had a fight with my wife, and it’s my turn to pick up the groceries.

Me: Uh-huh.

Customer: It’s also her turn to unload the car.

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TAILOR-MADE QUIPS

My husband and I couldn’t decide which jacket to buy our granddaughter, so we asked the young salesman.

“If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend,” I said, “what would you get?”

“A bulletproof one,” he said. “I’m married.”

Source: Readers Digest

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