In a marriage, there will always be petty fights between the couple. There are times when the husband gets fed up with his wife’s supposed nagging.
This hilarious joke from Bored Daddy is about a husband who felt guilty about getting mad about his wife’s requests.
Little did he know, his wife knew how to orchestrate the perfect revenge. Read on to find out how the story unraveled.
The husband was watching a football game at home when his wife asked him to fix the light in their hallway since it had been flickering for weeks.
He was irritated when he was interrupted by his wife as he was really enjoying the game. Looking annoyed, he replied, “Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have a GE logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
Again, the husband rudely replied, “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have ‘Westinghouse’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“I’m not a carpenter, and I don’t want to fix steps. Does it look like I have ‘Ace Hardware’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!” exclaimed the husband.
He went straight to the bar and downed a couple of drinks. A few hours later, he began feeling guilty about what he said to his wife. He decided to go home.
He then asked his wife how they were fixed.
She answered, “Ah well when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.”
She replied, “Helloooo, do you see ‘Betty Crocker’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”