Lazy husband doesn't want to help his wife, then she comes up with a brilliant response

In a marriage, there will always be petty fights between the couple. There are times when the husband gets fed up with his wife’s supposed nagging.

This hilarious joke from Bored Daddy is about a husband who felt guilty about getting mad about his wife’s requests.

Little did he know, his wife knew how to orchestrate the perfect revenge. Read on to find out how the story unraveled.

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Source: Freepik

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The husband was watching a football game at home when his wife asked him to fix the light in their hallway since it had been flickering for weeks.

He was irritated when he was interrupted by his wife as he was really enjoying the game. Looking annoyed, he replied, “Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have a GE logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.”

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Source: Freepik

The wife nodded and then asked him again if he could fix their refrigerator door because it wasn’t closing right.

Again, the husband rudely replied, “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have ‘Westinghouse’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”

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Source: Freepik

The wife said, “Fine,” and asked if he could fix their steps to the front door since it was about to break.

“I’m not a carpenter, and I don’t want to fix steps. Does it look like I have ‘Ace Hardware’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!” exclaimed the husband.

He went straight to the bar and downed a couple of drinks. A few hours later, he began feeling guilty about what he said to his wife. He decided to go home.

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Source: Freepik

When he arrived, he noticed that all the things his wife asked him to fix were already repaired.

He then asked his wife how they were fixed.

She answered, “Ah well when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.”

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Source: Freepik

“So what kind of cake did you bake him?” asked the husband.

She replied, “Helloooo, do you see ‘Betty Crocker’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”

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