Daily Joke: Four Husbands Talk About Their Wives While Fishing

When men go fishing, they’d probably discuss sports or sometimes even complain about their bosses. But when these four married guys went fishing, this hilarious conversation about their wives took place. 

Stereotypically in movies and television shows, when men go fishing, they are portrayed as discussing sports and sharing their personal stuff. 

Four married men discuss their wives in this story but are shocked when the fourth one reveals something nasty about how he tricked his wife into allowing him to go fishing!

Photo: Shutterstock

Photo: Shutterstock

FISHING TALES

About an hour after the four men had arrived at the fishing spot and set up their lines, the conversation turned to their respective wives. They discussed what they had to do to get their wives’ permission to go fishing.

The first man told his friends that he'd promised his wife he'd paint the house's interior the following weekend. The second guy responded, saying:

"That's nothing! I promised my wife I'd build a new deck for the pool."

Silhouette photo of four men fishing | Photo: Pixabay

Silhouette photo of four men fishing | Photo: Pixabay

MORE PROMISES 

Meanwhile, the third man told his friends that he'd promised his wife he'd remodel the kitchen.

They continued to fish and realized that the fourth guy didn't utter a word. So, they asked him why he was silent:

“You haven't said anything about how you tricked your wife into allowing you to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?”

THE CLEVER HUSBAND 

The fourth man told his friends that he set his alarm for 5:30 a.m. that morning, knowing that his wife would be cranky. The other men kept listening. He said that she could get intimate with him right then, or he could go fishing. She merely replied, telling him to wear a sweater!

If you're already laughing over what the fourth man said, then here's another story about four married guys who were discussing their wives in a pub. 

Men chilling out in a pub | Photo: Pixabay

Men chilling out in a pub | Photo: Pixabay

GUYS' TIME OUT

Three guys were talking in a pub about how much control they had over their wives. The first two men bragged non-stop until they turned to the silent third guy.

They wanted to know what this guy usually does to stay in power in his household. “So, what about you?” one of them asked him.

FIGHT LIKE A MAN

The third man narrated how his wife came to him on her hands and knees. The other two guys were curious and asked him what happened next. The third guy added:

She told me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man!”

Let's just assume that the other guys burst into laughter after listening to the third guy's heartfelt revelation. If you liked this joke, please share it with all your friends! Thanks for reading!  

Source: Newsner, Startsat60.

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