Couple Decides to Buy a Dog to Protect Their Home and Family

It's almost never a good idea to send a man out alone to make an important investment decision for the house, like in this case, buying a guard dog!

After a high spike in the local crime rate, a couple decides that they needed a guard dog. Wanting a trained guard dog, the guy went to the local training school.

He tells the salesman he is looking for a good guard dog, but his house isn't that big and he has a postage stamp sized yard.

"No problem, sir. We have a new breed of specialized guard dog for just such a home," the salesman says.

With that, he puts a chihuahua on the table.

The man was not impressed and said, “I need a dog that can guard our house and fend off burglars, a Chihuahua can’t do that.”

“But this is no regular Chihuahua. It’s an attack Chihuahua!” the employee said, “Here, I’ll show you how it works! Attack Chihuahua, chair.”

The employee pointed at a chair, and the guy and the employee watched as the Chihuahua destroyed the chair, leaving only splinters behind.

“Wow,” the guy said, “That's impressive! But I still think we need a real guard dog.”

“Are you sure?” the employee responded, “Here I’ll show you again. Attack Chihuahua, table!”

He pointed to a table, and, again, the Chihuahua absolutely destroyed the table.

The man said, “Okay, okay, I’ll take it!”

When he brought it home, his wife was very angry.

“Why did you buy a Chihuahua?!” she yelled. “You were supposed to get a guard dog!”

“Because,” he replied, “this is no ordinary Chihuahua, this is an attack Chihuahua!”

To which she responded:

“Attack Chihuahua, my ass!”

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