Old Lady Is Gifted Three Wishes From a Fairy Godmother

People have always been asked what they would do if they found a magic lamp and was suddenly granted three wishes by a large blue genie.

Whether it's to solve world hunger or a new pair of shoes, or even ask for three more wishes, everyone has something they would wish for if it were possible.

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on the front porch, reflecting on her long life. All of a sudden – a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

** POOF **

Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

*** POOF ***

She turns into a beautiful young woman.

The fairy godmother asked,

Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.

*** POOF ***

There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch in his catlike way and whispers in her ear,

Bet she did not see that coming! If you enjoyed this joke, remember to share it with your friends. 

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