Here's What Happened When Three Elderly Sisters Shared a House Together
The three things you can always count on are getting older, taxes, and death. We're all in the same boat and none of us are going to make it out alive – not even if we eat healthily and do our exercises religiously.
Getting older is just a part of life, and blessed are those that make it with a smile on their face. The three sisters in the next joke will definitely put a smile n yours!
Three elderly sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, shared a house together.
One evening, the 96-year-old sister went upstairs to take a bath. As she put her foot into the tub, she paused. Then she yelled down to the other two sisters and asked,
“Was I getting in the tub or out?”
“You dern fool,” said the 94-year-old. “I’ll come up and see.”
When she got halfway up the stairs she paused, “Was I going up the stairs or down?”
The 92-year-old sister was sitting at the kitchen table drinking a cup of tea and thought to herself, “I hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.”
Then she shook her head and called out to the other two,
“I’ll be up to help you both out just as soon as I see who’s at the door.”
I think that bus has passed, what do you think? Share it with your friends to remind them that getting older is not a joke but it's still something we can laugh at because most of us are already becoming forgetful and we're not yet 90!
But there are some things we wish we could forget about completely, like Kim Kardashian's epic fails as she traversed her life of stardom.
Kim was the "toilet paper girl" at the start of her illustrious career when she signed an endorsement deal with a toilet paper company called "Charmin."
Kim starred in a film called "Disaster Movie" and it turned out to be exactly that – an utter disaster. Kim considers the movie one of her biggest embarrassments to date, and she had her face on toilet paper!
And everyone knows about her 72-day marriage to basketball star Kris Humphries. Nobody thought that was a good idea, not even her.
Kim might have a rear end that people want to see, but nobody wants to hear her sing again. Nobody. Not even her musician husband, Kanye.
And apparently, nobody wants to see her dance either with icon Prince booting her off his stage once after a desultory performance.
We're pretty sure Kim would pay money for everyone to forget these memorable fails! Maybe one day the Kardashian sisters will let us watch them traverse old age in "KUWTK: Senior Edition."