Couple Who Are Afraid There's No Afterlife Make a Deal

Do you believe in an afterlife? Billions around the world believe in one without ever having seen proof that it exists. Getting an email from Heaven would be lovely though every once in a while. 

A couple who grew old together made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other how life after death was. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
"Heaven" | Source: Pexels

"Heaven" | Source: Pexels

After a long life, Dan was the first to die. Bess mourned him and waited for him to come and visit. True to his word, two months later, as Bess was sleeping, the voice of Dan appeared in her head.

"Bess...Bess..."

"My gosh... Is that you, Dan?"

"Yes, I've come back – just like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! I miss you, Dan. What's it like over there?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have intercourse. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have intercourse again, bathe in the warm sun and then have intercourse a couple more times... then I have lunch...

(keeping healthy, lots of greens).

Golfing green. | Source: Pixabay

Golfing green. | Source: Pixabay

Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have intercourse the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again.

Then it's more intercourse until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."

"Wow, Dan!  Heaven sounds amazing!" Bess says, a little jealous.

To which Dan replies with a huff,

"What heaven?  I've been reincarnated as a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."

I bet you weren't expecting that ending! Did you laugh out loud at this joke? Please share it with your friends and lighten their day too. 

We can't mention the word "golf" without thinking about Donald Trump and his many courses around the world or the iconic Master golfer, Tiger Woods.

Recently, the pair of them came together for a very special event held in the White House's Rose Garden after Trump tweeted his congratulations and invitation after Woods' Masters' win that he had personally witnessed.

In May, President Donald Trump kept his word and awarded Tiger Woods the Presidential Medal of Freedom after he won the prestigious green jacket on April 14.

The medal is the highest recognition a civilian can get from the President of the United States, but the event was not without controversy as the nation is aware of a personal relationship between the two.

Woods was the designer of a Dubai golf course managed by The Trump Organization and has a villa named after him at one of the Trump properties in Doral, Florida.

Not disregarding Woods' as a great sportsman and superior golfer, some have questioned the ethics behind a President awarding an honor such as this to a friend and business acquaintance. 

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