Brunette Buys a Bull and Sends a Telegram to Her Blonde Sister
Living with family means we always know each other's ins and outs, but especially we pretty much know how each other thinks. The sister in the following story was counting on her sisterly knowledge.
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family's cattle ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister,
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office and says,
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds,
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods and says,
The telegraph operator shakes his head.
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