Daily Joke: Longtime City Man Decides to Become Chicken Farmer but Faces Problems
The secret life of farm animals has been the storyline of some of the best animated movies. Here are a few jokes about chickens we hope will give you a good laugh and, not ruffle your feathers.
Chicken farming gone wrong
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer.
He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next door neighbor was also a chicken farmer.
The neighbor came for a visit one day and said:
"Chicken farming isn't easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I'll give you 100 chickens."
The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the new neighbor stopped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, "Not too good. All 100 chickens died."
The neighbor said, "Oh, I can't believe that. I've never had any trouble with my chickens. I'll give you 100 more."
Another two weeks went by, and the neighbor stops in again. The new farmer says, "You're not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too."
Astounded, the neighbor asked, "what went wrong? What did you do to them?"
Well, says the new farmer:
"I'm not sure whether I'm planting them too deep or not far apart enough."
It is all about the season
Q: Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
A: She was no spring chicken.
Book worms come in all shapes a sizes
A librarian was very sad and alone in the library one day as there was no one around for her to help. These two chickens came through the door screeching "bouk bouk."
The librarian quickly got up and gave them each 5 books. The two chickens left satisfied. Just a few minutes later the same two chickens come through the door with no books screeching "bouk bouk."
The librarian once again jumped up and gave each chicken 15 books this time. The chickens leave satisfied once again.
Then for the third time the chickens returned screeching "bouk bouk", but this time being suspicious the librarian gave each chicken only one book and explained that they could only borrow more books once that had returned the others.
As the chickens left the librarian slowly followed behind to see where all the chickens and the books were going. The chickens came to a stop by a pond and started throwing the books into the water.
Appalled the librarian ran forward to tell them to stop but she suddenly noticed there were some frogs in the pond grabbing the books and throwing them back croaking behind "red-it… red-it."
Confessions in therapy
Psychiatrist: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I came out of my shell.