Daily Joke: Guy Returns Home from a Bar Claiming Everything There Was Golden

Here's a joke about the man who came home from a bar totally drunk that will get you giggling.

One night, the husband returned home drunk. He staggered through the door and was met by his angry wife. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she asked.

To which the husband replied, "At this fabulous new bar called the Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It has huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works - hell, even the urinal's gold!"

Group of people gathering inside the bar | Photo: Pexels

Group of people gathering inside the bar | Photo: Pexels

The wife didn't believe what he said, so the following day she decided to check the telephone directory and discovered a place across the town called the Golden Saloon.

To check her husband's story, she called up the place.

When the bartender picked up the telephone, she asked, "Is this the Golden Saloon?"

"Yes, it is," the bartender replied.

Man holding a bottle on table | Photo: Pexels

Man holding a bottle on table | Photo: Pexels

"Do you have huge golden doors?"

"Sure do."

"Do you have golden floors?"

"Most certainly do."

"What about golden urinals?"

There's a long pause. The woman then heard the bartender hollering, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!"

Angry woman | Photo: Pexels

Angry woman | Photo: Pexels

If you roared with laughter, here's an additional joke that will absolutely fill your heart with joy. 

In this joke you're about to read, the husband found a clever way to accomplish a task given by his wife. 

He walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and putting them in a jar.

Smiling couple loving each other near the sofa | Photo: Freepik

Smiling couple loving each other near the sofa | Photo: Freepik

The bartender and nearby customers could not help but wonder what the man was doing.

The man just kept on ordering martini after martini, oblivious of the curious stares.

After the jar was filled and all the drinks consumed, he got up to leave, staggering a little.

Bartender mixing a cocktail | Photo: Freepik

Bartender mixing a cocktail | Photo: Freepik

A puzzled customer stopped him, saying, "Excuse me. What was that all about?"

The man, already drunk, replied, "Nothing. My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."

Man drinking in a bar | Photo: Freepik

Man drinking in a bar | Photo: Freepik

Reading a humorous story like this one is always fun and will definitely brighten up our day. Please don't forget to share this story with your family and friends if this made you chuckle.

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a man who goes out to sea and catches a few fish. He gets up right on time to prepare, hooks up his boat and off he goes, throughout the day.

Sources: Yahoo!, Starts at 60

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