Daily Joke: Man Asks If the Fly Spray He Wants to Buy Is Good for Wasps

Most people buying bug spray assume it will work for all types of bugs. However, when it comes to wasps making sure it will actually work is definitely a smart idea...

A man finds a wasp nest in his home and realizes he needs to act fast. He tries everything but the wasps won't leave.

Eventually, at his wit's end, he decides the only option is to kill them. He goes to the nearest hardware store to find a bug repellent that will work.

Wasp sitting on a flower | Thomas Millot on Unsplash

Wasp sitting on a flower | Thomas Millot on Unsplash

At the hardware store, the man explored the shelves before finding the bug spray aisle. He then picks up different cans of fly spray and studied them.

Finally, he found one that looked like it would work. He read the entire can and compared it to others on the shelf.

Inside a hardware store | Photo by Earvin Huang on Unsplash

Inside a hardware store | Photo by Earvin Huang on Unsplash

Still unsure, he made his way to the show assistant. He held out the can and asked:

"Is this good for wasps?"

A load of bug spray aerosols lying in a heap | Shutterstock

A load of bug spray aerosols lying in a heap | Shutterstock

The perplexed shop assistant stared at the bottle confused. Then, shaking his head and still looking confused he responded:

"No, it kills them."

 An Uncle with his niece | Photo by Micah Tindell on Unsplash

An Uncle with his niece | Photo by Micah Tindell on Unsplash

In another wasp related story, a niece asked her uncle to kill a wasp for her. However, he had the perfect response to avoid the scary task saying:

"That's a feature of "Uncle Premium" and their attitudes only get them the basic subscription!"

Pets in a pet shop | Shutterstock

Pets in a pet shop | Shutterstock

Across town, another man was on the hunt for the perfect pet who could do anything. After ruling out all the normal options, and with the help of the shop keeper decides on a centipede.

Everything seems perfect and the centipede does all the work the man needs. Until he sends the centipede to get the paper and it takes ages because the tiny creature needs enough time to put on all his shoes.

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