Daily Joke: Man Enters Barbershop with a Little Boy and Gets the Full Treatment

A lot of drama unfolds at a barbershop, from the long waiting list to the variety of characters often present — here's a story of a man who brings a little boy to the barbershop for a haircut.

A man in his early 40s entered a barbershop holding a little boy by the hand. He proceeded to make his demands, which involved a shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc.

A barber's shop store front. | Source: Unsplash

A barber's shop store front. | Source: Unsplash

After getting the full treatment, he placed the boy in the chair and requested the same for him before assuring the little boy that he would be back after getting a green tie to wear for the parade. He said.

"I'll be back in a few minutes."

The barber went on to work on the boy's hair, and after he was done, the man still hadn't come back.  The barber looked at the boy and stated cruelly that his dad had forgotten about him.
A young, five-year-old boy sits patiently while getting his hair cut at a local barbershop. | Photo: Getty Images

A young, five-year-old boy sits patiently while getting his hair cut at a local barbershop. | Photo: Getty Images

The boy replied, saying the man wasn't his dad. The barber was shocked and demanded to know more. The boy shrugged and continued, 

"He just walked up, took me by the hand, and said, Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!"

African father and son at barbershop | Photo: Getty Images

African father and son at barbershop | Photo: Getty Images

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A man entered a barbershop and asked the barber how long it would take to get a haircut, the barber looked around, noting the shop filled to the brim with customers and replied that he would have to wait 2 hours.

On hearing this, the man turned around and left; he returned two days later to ask the same question.

The barber once again looked around, and this time there were more customers, so the barber replied that the man would need to wait 3 hours — the man left once again.

Rear View Of Boy Having Haircut In Barber Shop  | Photo: Getty Images

Rear View Of Boy Having Haircut In Barber Shop | Photo: Getty Images

This exchange went on for one more week, after which the barber had a friend, Billy, follow the man in an attempt to understand why he never comes back for the haircut.

Billy returned, laughing hysterically, and when the barber asks where the guy returned to, Billy keeps laughing, so the barber asks again,

"where does that guy go when he leaves?"

Woman Shaving Head Of Boy At Barber Shop | Photo: Getty Images

Woman Shaving Head Of Boy At Barber Shop | Photo: Getty Images

Billy looked up, tears in his eyes, and said: "To your wife!"

Sources: Jokes of the day Joke4all.

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