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Daily Joke: Wife Arrived Home and Found Her Husband in Bed with a Young Woman

Pedro Marrero
Mar 27, 2020
03:30 A.M.

This man had a very good explanation for having cheated on his wife, even though he never actually intended to. His wife definitely wouldn’t agree with his logic.

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Upon her return from a long shopping trip, a middle-aged wife arrived at the home she shared with her husband only to catch him in bed with a younger and attractive woman.

Shocked and angry, the wife was about to leave the home without looking back, but her husband insisted on offering her an explanation for what she ran into.

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The unfaithful man went on to tell his wife about how he saw the girl while he drove home earlier that day and it appeared to him that she was poor and hungry, and in need of someone to lend her a hand.

He then took the stranger to his home, where one thing led to another, starting with the man serving her a meal that his wife had forgotten about in the refrigerator.

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Noticing that the girl’s shoes were in a terrible state, the husband took the liberty of giving her a pair of shoes that his wife never wanted to wear because they were out of style. The same thing happened with one of his wife’s sweaters.

After hearing all of the above, the younger woman, who had stayed respectfully silent up until that moment intervened to ask the man a question; “Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?”

"And so, here we are!" the man cleverly answered.

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EVEN STEVEN

Another wife who was a victim of her husband’s infidelity wasn’t going to let him get away with it, and she made up her mind about poisoning her man to take revenge for what he did.

The woman went into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for some cyanide, never hiding her true intentions to the alarmed worker, who had very logical reasons to refuse to give her what she requested.

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“I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You cannot have any cyanide!” said the pharmacist.

Upon hearing this, and never losing her cool, the woman reached into her purse and showed the pharmacist a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife, prompting him to respond:

“Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

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