March 11, 2021

10 First Wedding Night Horror Stories That May Make Us Think Twice Before Getting Married

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Every couple tying the knot has their own idea of the perfect wedding night. But the envisioned romance doesn't always work out as planned - evident by the following ten wedding night mishaps. 

Couples don't always experience their first night being married in newlywed bliss, no matter how much romance they had planned. Can you relate to any of the wedding night anecdotes?

10. A RED AND JUICY SOIRÉE

Sharing his story on social media, a groom explained how plans on the perfect wedding night went sideways. After renting a small cabin for the evening, the groom asked a female friend to adorn the place with flower petals.

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And she certainly did. When the newlyweds arrived at the hut, the area was adorned with flowers on the floor, the couch, and, of course, the bed. 

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The newlyweds have had a great evening filled with champagne, and upon arriving at the cabin, romance soon followed. However, the next morning the couple had a surprise.

Their evening of passion caused the flower petals to stain everything, including the bride's wedding dress, which looked stained with red petal juice like everything else in the room.

The couple ended up spending their first day as a married couple scrubbing the floor and losing their damage deposit. 

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9. FIRST DUTY AS A SPOUSE

A couple kept the fun at the wedding reception going by continuing the party at the groom's place afterward. However, the groom indulged in alcohol a bit much, and he got sick on the bed.

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The bride then spent her first evening as a wife washing bed linen and cleaning up after her drunk and passed out husband. 

8. HYPERSENSITIVITY

A friend of newlyweds shared how their first night as spouses ended with a trip to the emergency room. The couple waited until they got hitched to be physically intimate, so they had no idea it would turn out badly.

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The newlyweds decided to use a condom as protection, but the groom soon experienced discomfort to the degree that he took the condom off. But it didn't solve the problem.

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Swelling and redness ensued, so the couple went straight to the emergency room only to find out that the groom has a latex allergy.

7. THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES

These newlyweds had a disastrous wedding day. First, the couple lost their original venue and quickly had to find another location for the ceremony. 

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Secondly, the bride's parents got upset because of the venue issue, so they did not attend the celebration. And to top it all off, the lovebirds found bedbugs in their hotel room. 

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However, the couple kept positive and enjoyed the good parts of the day as well, evident by their "really awesome" firstborn. 

6. BABYSITTER/BRIDE

On your wedding night, babysitting doesn't fit activities associated with romance, but one bride's parents asked her to look after her 11-year-old brother while they made the best of their hotel room at the reception venue.

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Additionally, the groom started a new job shortly before the wedding, and he had to go to work at midnight on their big day. 

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5. TOO TIRED FOR THAT

A couple was engaged for over a year before they tied the knot. To make their wedding night more special, the pair decided to abstain from physical intimacy a month before to have the "fireworks experience."

However, at the end of a very stressful wedding day, the couple was tired but encouraged by the alcohol in their systems. Trying to force the ultimate romantic night failed miserably, and they had the first "crappy" sexual experience in their relationship. 

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4. RICE? REALLY?

Another groom recounted what happened after the reception. He and his wife got to their room and found out the best man had played a prank on them.

He had put rice on everything: bed sheets, bathroom, suitcase, and clothes. But the newlyweds didn't let the best man get away with it.

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The couple had the best man head back to the hotel room and clean everything up, including a fresh linen change. However, when the best man finally finished, the newlyweds were exhausted and fell asleep without romance.

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3. DO NOT DISTURB

A newlywed couple looked forward to alone time following their reception, but their plans went sideways. Soon after the groom carried his bride over the threshold, they heard a knock on the door.

Unfortunately, the groom's mom decided it would be a good time for the newlyweds to go back downstairs and spend time with the family.

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2. NATURAL OBSTACLES

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Some things can't be planned for or anticipated. Unfortunately, one couple's wedding took place as a terrible typhoon swept through the area.

Consequently, the newlyweds spent their first evening as man and wife hiding in an aunt's basement, keeping safe from the storm.

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1. OVER BEFORE IT STARTED

Expectations trumped love for one groom, who put an end to his marriage shortly after it began. The groom and his bride knew each other for 17 years before they tied the knot, but there is one thing the groom couldn't accept. 

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Both remained virgins until their wedding night, but the groom felt that his new wife didn't meet his expectations, so the next day, he told her that she wasn't "right for him" and that he loved her as a friend.

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Wedding night bliss looks different for everyone, but the stories of these couples show how quickly things can change no matter how much we might intend otherwise. 

Can you relate to any of the experiences these couples went through? Do you have a story of your own to share? We'd love to hear from you!

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