Daily Joke: 12-Year-Old Boy Is Walking Down the Street When a Car Stops near Him
One day, as Kevin, a 12-year-old boy, was strolling down the street, a red vehicle pulled up next to him. The driver lowered the window when he stopped walking.
His gaze fell on the 40-year-old man. A while later, Kevin asked him what he needed. In response, the man offered him a large bag of M&Ms if he got in the car. Having heard what the man said, Kevin raised his eyebrows.
Then he told the driver, "Get lost! Don't do that!" A look of disappointment appeared on the man's face. However, the driver smiled and spoke again after a while. He seemed to be holding onto his hope.
He promised Kevin that he would receive a large bag of M&Ms and ten dollars if he got into the car. However, Kevin refused to ride in the man's car, regardless of what he offered.
"You can have fifty dollars and a bag of M&M's," the driver offered again. Kevin snapped at the man for being stubborn and not understanding that he really did not want to ride. Once again, he declined.
However, the driver would not give up. He promised Kevin a hundred-dollar reward and a bag of M&Ms if he obeyed. Despite repeated requests, the boy refused to get into his car.
Intense frustration filled the driver's face as he breathed deeply. He then asked Kevin how much it would take to get him in the car. This prompted the boy to reply: "Listen, Dad! You bought the Volvo! You live with it!"
Are you up for some more laughter? Here's a story about a man walking down the street with a baby monkey in his arms. Laugh out loud at the conclusion of this story.
Taking a baby monkey in his arms, a man strolled down the road one sunny day. A friend then approached him and inquired as to what he was doing with the monkey.
In order to keep the monkey as a pet, the man told his friend that he bought it and kept it. According to him, the monkey would become part of the family as they have no children.
Moreover, the man explained, the animal would even eat with them at the table. The friend asked where the monkey would sleep, to which he replied that it would sleep in the bed with himself and his wife.
Initially, the friend wasn't convinced after hearing his story. His next question concerned the smell. In response, the man said: "This monkey will have to become accustomed to it just like I did."
Source: Uni Jokes