Daily Joke: Engineer Examines Newly Laid Construction Site on Attorney's Request

Engineers are regarded as technical experts, and they excel at attention to detail. They can also pinpoint issues that others might miss and are hailed for coming up with the most brilliant theories. 

The engineer in this joke complied with the attorney's orders and examined the construction site with a keen eye. He carefully inspected the area to find any evidence in the pipes, steel beams, and equipment lying around.

Photo: Shutterstock

Photo: Shutterstock

The engineer even observed the rebar where the foundation would be set and eventually returned with his findings to the attorney. 

"Well, I've got some good news and some bad news," said the engineer. "Good news is, I've looked at what I could find, and I've got a couple of theories." 

The attorney was pleased to hear the engineer's response and asked him to proceed with the bad news. 

"Well, that's great! What's the bad news then, then?" asked the attorney. The engineer replied:

"Well, that's the thing - they're just theories. I haven't gotten any concrete evidence."

ANOTHER ENGINEER JOKE 

In another joke, three layers and three engineers were traveling by train to attend a conference. The three lawyers bought a ticket each, whereas the engineers only bought one ticket.

When the lawyers saw that the engineers had bought only one ticket, they found it downright absurd and wondered how three people could travel by train on one ticket. The engineers responded by saying, "you'll see." 

So the lawyers and engineers boarded the train, and while the lawyers proceeded to take their seats, the engineers crammed into a bathroom. Eventually, the train departed, and the conductor came around to collect the passengers' tickets. 

The train conductor is checking people’s tickets. | Photo: Unsplash/Johnny Rothwell

The train conductor is checking people’s tickets. | Photo: Unsplash/Johnny Rothwell

The conductor then went to the bathroom, knocked on the door, and said, "tickets, please." The door cracked open, and a hand came out with the ticket. Surprisingly enough, the conductor accepted the ticket and then moved onto the next traveler. 

The lawyers observed the entire scene and were baffled by the engineers' trick, so they decided to give it a try on their journey back from the conference. While coming back, the lawyers proceeded to buy one ticket, but they were amazed to see that the engineers were buying none. 

"How are the three of you going to travel without a ticket?" asked the lawyers out of sheer surprise. 

Once again, the engineers responded with, "you'll see." 

Next, the lawyers hid into a bathroom, and the engineers crammed into another nearby. As soon as the train left the station, one engineer came out of the bathroom, walked over to the lawyer's bathroom, and knocked on the door, saying: 

"Tickets, please." 

What did you think of these jokes? Have you ever encountered a funny experience involving an engineer? 

If you enjoyed reading these jokes, you might like this one about two engineering students who meet on campus one day.

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Sources: Reddit.com, Upjoke.com

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