logo

Elderly man struggles with his own memories

Rebelander Basilan
Sep 06, 2018
07:15 P.M.
Share this pen
FacebookFacebookTwitterTwitterLinkedInLinkedInEmailEmail

Here are some jokes about an old man who struggles with his own memories that will get you giggling.

Advertisement

HE FORGOT THE NAME OF THE CLINIC

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, visualization, association, and it made a huge difference for me."

"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"

Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember.

Then a smile broke across his face, and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"

Advertisement
Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik

Follow us on our Twitter account @amomama_usa to read more jokes.

"You mean a rose?"

Advertisement

"Yes, that's it!"

He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

THE REASON HIS MARRYING HER

A retiree said to his 80-year-old friend, “Is it true you’re getting married?”

“Sure is.”

“Have I met her?”

“I don't think so.”

“Is she attractive?”

“Won't win any beauty contests.”

Advertisement

“Can she cook?”

“Can't even boil an egg.”

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik

Advertisement

“Is she rich?”

“Rich? Heck, she's so poor she can't even pay attention.”

“She must be great in the sack then?”

“I haven't actually found out.”

“My God, man, why are you marrying her?”

“She can still drive.”

HIS MEMORY IS NOT ALL THAT BAD

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things.

Advertisement

Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes.

When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik

Advertisement

"Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream."

"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it."

"My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem - a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down."

He goes into the kitchen; his wife hears pots and pans banging around.

The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.

She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"

Source: Unijokes

Advertisement
info
Please fill in your e-mail so we can share with you our top stories!
By subscribing, you agree to our Privacy Policy
Advertisement
Related posts

Tom Brady & Pregnant Bridget Moynahan Split - She Wed Husband at Secret Ceremony 9 Years Later

February 20, 2022

Old Lady Divorces Husband of 63 Years When Young Man Who Looks Like Him Appears at Their House – Story of the Day

March 25, 2022

Man Kicks His 60-Year-Old Wife Out of the House after Learning She’s Pregnant with Triplets – Story of the Day

May 16, 2022

Beggar Sees Fairly New Wheelchair near Dumpster, Hears a Man’s Voice from inside the Bin — Story of the Day

May 05, 2022