Elderly man struggles with his own memories

Here are some jokes about an old man who struggles with his own memories that will get you giggling.

HE FORGOT THE NAME OF THE CLINIC

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, visualization, association, and it made a huge difference for me."

"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"

Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember.

Then a smile broke across his face, and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"

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"You mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's it!"

He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

THE REASON HIS MARRYING HER

A retiree said to his 80-year-old friend, “Is it true you’re getting married?”

“Sure is.”

“Have I met her?”

“I don't think so.”

“Is she attractive?”

“Won't win any beauty contests.”

“Can she cook?”

“Can't even boil an egg.”

“Is she rich?”

“Rich? Heck, she's so poor she can't even pay attention.”

“She must be great in the sack then?”

“I haven't actually found out.”

“My God, man, why are you marrying her?”

“She can still drive.”

HIS MEMORY IS NOT ALL THAT BAD

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things.

Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes.

When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"

"Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream."

"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it."

"My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem - a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down."

He goes into the kitchen; his wife hears pots and pans banging around.

The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.

She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"

Source: Unijokes