Drunken men and their wives get in trouble with the police
When this man was pulled over by an officer for suspected drunk driving, he seemingly had an excuse for every way the officer would be able to test that theory. Unfortunately, he didn't exactly think his last answer through.
A police officer pulls over a man who he sees is dangerously weaving in and out of the busy lanes of traffic on the highway. He prepares himself for the likelihood that the driver is driving under the influence.
He goes up to the man's window and says to him, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
Thinking quickly, the man replies with, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
But there are other ways in which drunkenness can be tested, so the officer persists with a different solution.
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
Again, the man has an answer for why he won't be able to do as the officer is requesting.
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
Starting to become a little frustrated by the man's excuses, the officer says to him, "Well, then we need a urine sample."
Cue another excuse from the man: "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
Now completely exasperated by the man, the officer has just one final request for him.
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
This time, the excuse isn't exactly very forthcoming. "I can't do that, officer."
Totally irritated by this point, the officer demanded to know why not.
The reply was enough to answer the question the officer had been asking all along anyway: "Because I'm too drunk to do that."