Top jokes about where babies come from

This is a moment feared by many parents when children ask where babies come from. Although it is true that children ask with total innocence, parents feel great pressure because they must talk about sex with their children.

Even though there is nothing to hide about how babies are conceived, and experts recommend being clear and open with children when they are struck by curiosity, some parents don’t have the maturity to come with a straight answer.

Maybe they just didn’t think it in advance and were caught off guard when their little ones came to them with the awkward question, but the fact is that some parents took the easy way out and gave their children the most hilarious answers.

Keeping in mind that children need guidance and honesty from their elders to learn the facts of life, let’s have a look at the best jokes out there about the origins of a new life. Read more on our Twitter account @amomama_usa

MAKING A NEW PUPPY

A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex. The boy is shocked by what he sees and asks his father "Daddy, what are they doing?"

The father, not wanting to lie to his son, says: "they're just making a puppy."

"OK," says the son, and the father is relieved that he doesn't probe further.

The next day, the son bursts into his parents' room and sees them having sex.

The father jumps up and quickly covers himself. Knowing he's in for an interesting talk, walks downstairs with him and they sit at the dining room table.

His son asks him: "Daddy, what were you and mommy doing?" Again, wanting to be honest with his son, he says: "Mommy and I were making a baby."

His son pauses for a moment, thinking, and then replies "flip mommy over, I want a puppy!"

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE

Children in the back seat can cause accidents.

Accidents in the back seat can cause children.

DODGING THE BULLET

-Sarah: "Dad, where do babies come from?"

-Dad: "Amazon"

-Sarah: thinking for a while... "OK"

BEST ANSWER IF YOU WANT TO GIVE YOUR CHILD NIGHTMARES

"Dad where do babies come from?"

"Some say a swirling hell portal on the outskirts of town. Others, from the bottom of a mystic lake."

HOLLYWOOD: THE BEST TEACHER

4-year-old: "Mama, where do babies come from?"

Mom: "OK, I think it's time to watch “Look Who's Talking." #parenting

PARENTING IN THE ERA OF THE EMOJI

Millennial dad sitting down to give his kid “The Talk:”

“Son, I think it's time you learned about the eggplant emojis and the peach emojis.”

THEY NEED TO HEAR IT FROM MOM AND DAD

A mother is half awake in the kitchen to start another tiresome day when she hears her child out in the living room questioning the woman’s mobile phone. “Siri, where do babies come from?” asked the little one.

-“Nooooooooooooooo!!! God noooooooooooo!” exclaimed the mother with horror.

ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER

Emily Sutton summarized her very imprecise answer to the million dollar question in a tweet:

“Karson just asked me where babies come from. Long story short he now thinks if you kiss a girl you get a baby.”

A JOINT EFFORT

-Kid: “Dad, where do babies come from?”

-Dad: I feel very lucky to have worked on this project with your mother.

A CASUAL QUESTION

-Son: Mom, please pass the fries. Oh, and where do babies come from?

-Mom: Do you want a milkshake?!  

Another parenting win.

BEST JOKES ABOUT MARRIED COUPLES

If you found the above jokes funny, you definitely will enjoy this compilation of jokes about husbands and wives. It doesn’t matter if you have been married or not. Who wouldn’t relate to these familiar situations?

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