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After a car accident, tricky woman shows why men will always lose in controversial situations

Rebelander Basilan
Nov 01, 2018
10:19 P.M.

A car wreck is a terrible incident but hilarious moments can also happen during this situation.

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Such is the case in this story about a man and a woman who figured in a collision.

The story goes…

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left but fortunately, we are not hurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be really good friends."

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The man thinking there might be a bright side to this, replied, "I agree with you completely."

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The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely we must drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

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Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few very large swigs from the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

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The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Isn’t she clever? Another lesson from this story: Don’t trust a stranger too quickly, especially when you just had a collision with them.

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Reading a humorous story like this one is always fun and will definitely brighten up our day.

Another story that will make you laugh is about the teacher who gets frustrated when her student kept giving stupid answers to an easy question.

However, she wasn't ready for his last reply. Read the story below.

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"If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?” the teacher asked a student named Johnny.

"Seven!" he answered.

"No no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny then repeated his answer to her question.

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Got frustrated, the teacher rubbed her temples and took a deep breath.

“Come on Johnny, you’re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

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"Six.”

With a smile, the teacher said, "Good. Now, if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”

"Seven!” he replied.

"Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?”

"Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

Please don’t forget to share these stories with your family and friends if these make you laugh.

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