logo

After a car accident, tricky woman shows why men will always lose in controversial situations

Rebelander Basilan
Nov 01, 2018
10:19 P.M.

A car wreck is a terrible incident but hilarious moments can also happen during this situation.

Advertisement

Such is the case in this story about a man and a woman who figured in a collision.

The story goes…

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left but fortunately, we are not hurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be really good friends."

Source: Shutterstock

Source: Shutterstock

Follow us on our Twitter account, @amomama_usa, to read more jokes.

The man thinking there might be a bright side to this, replied, "I agree with you completely."

Advertisement

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely we must drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Source: Shutterstock

Source: Shutterstock

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few very large swigs from the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

Source: Shutterstock

Source: Shutterstock

Advertisement

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Isn’t she clever? Another lesson from this story: Don’t trust a stranger too quickly, especially when you just had a collision with them.

Source: Shutterstock

Source: Shutterstock

Reading a humorous story like this one is always fun and will definitely brighten up our day.

Another story that will make you laugh is about the teacher who gets frustrated when her student kept giving stupid answers to an easy question.

However, she wasn't ready for his last reply. Read the story below.

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik

Advertisement

"If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?” the teacher asked a student named Johnny.

"Seven!" he answered.

"No no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny then repeated his answer to her question.

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik

Got frustrated, the teacher rubbed her temples and took a deep breath.

“Come on Johnny, you’re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

Advertisement

"Six.”

With a smile, the teacher said, "Good. Now, if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”

"Seven!” he replied.

"Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?”

"Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

Please don’t forget to share these stories with your family and friends if these make you laugh.

Advertisement
Advertisement
Related posts

My 4-Year-Old Daughter Started Drawing Dark Pictures after Accidentally Discovering Her Dad's Secret

May 03, 2024

4 Stories of Couples with Jaw-Dropping Twists No One Saw Coming

August 09, 2024

3 Catching Stories Where Spying on Spouses Unraveled Hidden Truths

May 02, 2024

Dad of 3 Living in Tent Gives Last $2 to Stranger at Gas Station, Wakes up Owning a Big Company — Story of the Day

July 15, 2024

Teacher Chides Boy for Being Late, Next Day Old Lady Comes to School and Asks to Meet Him – Story of the Day

May 01, 2024

Old Man Walks past Beggar with a Baby Everyday, Notices Child Is Always Asleep and Hardly Moves — Story of the Day

April 16, 2024

‘Gotcha!’ 5 Women in Wedding Dresses Halted Our Ceremony and Turned To My Fiancé – Story of the Day

May 04, 2024

Widower Is Barred from Boarding a Flight with His Newborn Baby, 82-Year-Old Meredith Helps Him — Story of the Day

July 30, 2024

After Man’s Death, Widow and Daughter Learn They Aren’t Entitled to His Inheritance – Story of the Day

May 05, 2024

Gold Digger Mocks Shop Assistant, but Life Hits Her Back – Story of the Day

April 23, 2024

Teacher Adopts Best Student after Seeing Him Asleep in Parking Lot, Later He Calls Her on Stage — Story of the Day

May 07, 2024

Little Biracial Girl Mocked at School for Being Adopted, Later Meets Her Biological Mom — Story of the Day

May 10, 2024

Husband Cheats on Wife With Secretary, Then Karma Hits Him Back – Story of the Day

April 26, 2024

Husband Shuts Up Wife Thinking He Is Always Right, On Their 40th Anniversary They Switch Places — Story of the Day

May 10, 2024