Here’s the funny story about a man who left his wife for her sister, only to find out later the price of this action.
Upon leaving his wife after seven years of marriage, the man wrote a letter:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me, or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!"
However, the wife was not heart-broken at all. She realized she deserved better, and her letter in response probably made her ex-husband deeply regret his decision.
THE WIFE'S RESPONSE
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us two tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So, take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.”
Well, karma worked fast in this situation.
THE STORY OF “FRAUDBAE”
Following up with stories of betrayals and their consequences, the story of a Nigerian man who stole his date’s bank account details to treat his actual girlfriend to a trip to Paris has social media in stitches.
The story, shared by the victim, Angel Exford, on Twitter, has gained over 12k retweets and the same amount of likes on the platform.
She started by saying that she dated the man, Michael Fehsenfeld, for about two months. They “got along like a house on fire” and she didn’t have reasons not to trust him. One day, they went out on a double date, and he said he had lost his wallet, asking Exford to pay and he would return the money later.
She did it, and that night, he got a hold of her card but gave it back. “This is the night I believe he took my bank details,” she said. A few days later, they ended things, and he blocked her from everywhere.
“Little did I know all of this was premeditated. He staged the lost wallet scenario so that he could get hold of my card details. He obviously planned it as the last time I saw him we were still cool, he had to gain my trust 1st. He was very convincing; I must applaud him on that.”
A month later, Angel noticed some strange movements on her bank account, including booked tickets to Paris with a hotel room, and visits to the Louvre and more. After asking for the help of her friends, they found out Michael was responsible for spending £1200 from her bank account.
A CHESS GAME
“I had to play this smart, so I decided to not to confront him until I have a plan to get justice,” she recalled on her long thread. “This has now become a game of Chess not checkers.”
Exford went to the police with all the evidence she had gathered from his social media posts and more, and they were impressed. On the day of his flight to Paris, police were ready to arrest him at customs.
“Michael Fehsenfeld was arrested at Gatwick on the 5th Oct. He thought he was slick, changed his flight to a later one but we clocked & updated the police who were waiting in departures.”
He was in jail for 24 hours and confessed his fraud. He got fraud on his record, suspended sentence, a fine, and 50 hours of supervised community service.
However, the man doesn’t seem to regret his actions. Instead, he took his time in the spotlight and released a song called “Fraud Bae” where he makes fun of the entire situation.
Seems like some people don't learn from their experiences.