85-year-old man guesses woman's age correctly

A woman was curious how old she looked and kept asking random strangers. To her delight, all the people she asked guessed an age that was younger than she actually was.

Although, it all changed when she asked an old man, and he guessed her age right. When she asked her how he did it, his answer shocked her.

Bored Daddy shared this joke about a witty, old man who knew how to play the cards in his favor.

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik

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A 47-year-old woman went to a shopping center and had an idea. She was curious about how old did people think she was and decided to do a little experiment.

After shopping for a while, she paid for her stuff and approached a sales clerk.

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik

She asked him, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”

He replied, “About 35, ma’am.”

The woman grinned from ear to ear and exclaimed, “I’m actually 47!”

Later on, she went to McDonald’s for lunch. She also asked the same question to the employee who took her order.

The staff replied, “Oh, you look about 29.”

Feeling good about herself, she revealed her real age.

Next, while she was standing at the bus stop, she asked the old man behind him the same question.

The elderly man replied, “I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a woman’s age.”

“If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age,” he explained.

The woman was baffled, but since there was nobody else around, she let him put his hand up her skirt. 

After a minute or so, the man stated, “Okay. You are 47.”

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik

The woman was amazed. She said, “That was brilliant! How did you do that?”

The man’s answer shocked her. He said, “I was behind you in line at McDonald’s.”

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