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A waitress refused to take an older woman's order

Rebelander Basilan
Jan 18, 2019
10:53 A.M.
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Here's a hilarious story about an older woman who had the perfect response when a waitress declined to take her order that will get you giggling.

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Seniors know how to be clever, and ordinarily, their comebacks either leave us speechless or make us laugh, like in the story below.

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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘Senior Special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

“Sounds good,” my wife said, “but I don’t want the eggs.”

“Then I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress warned her.

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“You mean I’d have to pay more for not taking the eggs?” my wife asked incredulously.

“Yes,” said the waitress.

“I’ll take the special, then,” my wife said.

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“How do you want your eggs?” the waitress asked.

“Raw and in the shell,” my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

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Reading a humorous story like this one is always fun and will definitely brighten up our day.

Another story that will make you laugh is about the teacher who gets frustrated when her student kept giving stupid answers to an easy question.

However, she wasn't ready for his last reply. Read the story below.

"If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?” the teacher asked a student named Johnny.

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"Seven!" he answered.

"No no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny then repeated his answer to her question.

Got frustrated, the teacher rubbed her temples and took a deep breath.

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“Come on Johnny, you’re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

"Six.”

With a smile, the teacher said, "Good. Now, if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”

"Seven!” he replied.

"Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?”

"Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

Please share this story for your loved ones who might need a good laugh today.

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