A woman cheats on her husband while he is at work

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

Man hiding in closet | Source: Shutterstock

Man hiding in closet | Source: Shutterstock

The little boy says, “It’s dark in here.”

The man says, “Yes, it is.”

Boy: “I have a baseball.”

Man: “That’s nice.”

Boy: “Want to buy it?

Man: “No, thanks.”

Boy: “My dad’s outside.”

Man: “OK, how much?”

Boy: “$250?

Boy with a baseball | Source: Shutterstock

Boy with a baseball | Source: Shutterstock

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: “It’s dark in here.”

Man: “Yes, it is.”

Boy: “I have a baseball glove.”

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”

Boy: “$750?

Man: “Fine.”

Boy with a baseball glove | Source: Shutterstock

Boy with a baseball glove | Source: Shutterstock

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”

The boy says: “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”

The father asks: “How much did you sell them for?”

Boy: “$1,000"

$100 bill | Source: Shutterstock

$100 bill | Source: Shutterstock

The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to the church, and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth, and he closes the door.

Priest in confession booth | Source: Shutterstock

Priest in confession booth | Source: Shutterstock

The boy says: “It’s dark in here.”

The priest says: “Don’t start that crap again.”

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