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Woman visits a psychic

Razia Meer
Feb 11, 2019
10:00 A.M.

How many of us wish we could reach out to the other side to speak to our dearly departed family members just one more time or see into the future?

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Many celebrity television mediums, circus entertainers, street corner fortune tellers, and gypsies profess to be able to do just that and then turn out to be a sham.

It's no wonder people are skeptical when dealing with mediums, like the lady in this funny story.

A woman goes to see a psychic hoping to contact her dearly departed grandmother.

The psychic’s eyelids begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands float up above the table and she begins moaning.

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Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying:

“Granddaughter? Are you there?”

The customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds: “Grandmother? Is that you?”

“Yes granddaughter, it’s me.”

“Is it really, really you, grandmother?” the woman repeats.

“Yes, it’s really me, granddaughter.”

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The woman looks puzzled: “You’re sure it’s you, grandmother?”

“Yes, granddaughter, I’m sure it’s me.”

The woman pauses a moment: “Grandmother, I have just one question for you.”

“Anything, my child.”

“Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?”

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Oops! That seems to have escalated quickly!

If that story tickled your funny bones, you'll love this silly one.

Alice goes to see a fortune teller.

"Two men are madly in love with me!" Alice says. "But who will be the lucky one?"

The fortune teller answers, "Michael will marry you, and Shaun will be the lucky one." Via: Jokes4Us

Share these jokes with your friends and click here for more if you want to keep laughing.

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