Joke: Woman Takes a Lover during the Day While Her Husband Is at Work

Jokes about cheating spouses are hilarious, but this one stands out because of its epic twist.

The joke goes…

A housewife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

One day, the wife completely forgets that her 10-year-old boy was home. She didn't notice that he was hiding in her bedroom closet.

The husband comes home unexpectedly, and she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has someone to be with.

“It’s dark in here,” the boy says.

“It sure is,” the man replies.

“I have a baseball,” the boy tells the man. “Would you like to buy it?”

The man politely refuses, until the boy reminds him that his father is just outside.

“Ok, how much do you want for it?” he says, scared the wife’s husband will find out she’s been cheating.

“$250.”

CHEATING CONTINUES

A few weeks later the same thing happens.

“It’s dark in here,” the boy says.

“Yep,” the man agrees.

“I have a nice baseball glove. Would you like to buy it?”

The man refuses but the boy is persuasive.

“I’ll tell my dad,” he teases.

In the end, he charges the man $750 for the glove.

GUESS WHO’S THE OTHER MAN?

Later that day, the boy’s father asks if he wants to go outside for a game of baseball.

“I can’t,” the boy says. “I sold my glove and ball for $1,000.”

Furious, the father tells off his son for ripping his friends off and takes him to church to confess.

At the church, the father tells the priest about the boy’s actions and forces him into the confession booth.

“It’s dark in here,” the boy says once inside.

“Oh, shut up,” the priest replies. “Don’t start this again.”

Seems like the priest needs confessing, too.

This joke reminds us of another one about an 80-year-old lady who was interviewed by the local news station because she had four husbands from very different walks of life. About her relationships, the lady said:

“I was married in my 20s to a banker, then in my 40’s to a circus performer. And in my 60’s, I married a preacher.”

“What does your current husband do?” the curious reporter asked. “He’s a funeral director,” the elderly woman answered.

The reporter laughed and then asked how she came to marry these men from such different backgrounds and personalities.

“It always made sense to me,” she replied. “I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.”