Joke: Customer Gets into the ‘Express Lane’ with Too Many Items

Razia Meer
Feb 19, 2019
02:02 A.M.
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How many times have you been to the store and a customer holds up the line because they are being difficult? It's even more annoying when someone insists on using the express lane but has more than ten items in their cart.


A Walmart shopper recently shared this story of a cashier taking a firm stand against one customer who refused to follow the rules:

Best moment I ever had in a Wal-Mart.


I was in Colorado Springs. I had a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, and a couple of other things. This woman whose cart was overflowing almost runs me over to get in front of me at the 'ten items' line.

The woman starts to unload her cart onto the checkout stand and the cashier says, "Which ten items would you like, ma’am?"


The woman stops and says, “What?”

The cashier responds in a calm, patient tone, “This is a 'ten items or less' express line.”


While speaking she holds up both hands showing all ten fingers. Then she pointed to the sign above the lane which read 'Ten Items or Less' in both English and Spanish.

The woman gets all red in the face and says, “I want all of this!”

The cashier, “Ma’am, I’m sorry. As I said, this is a 'ten items or less' line, please choose the ten items you’d like to purchase today.”


The woman at this point lets out this noise that sounds like someone poked one of those screaming goats and shoved her still overflowing cart as hard as she could.

It almost hit this little old man sitting on a bench. Then she gave all of us who were laughing at her the finger, said “F*ck you!” and stormed out.

I purchased my items and tipped the cashier a $20 for the best improv comedy moment I’d seen in years.


Via Bored Daddy.

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