Here's a story about a woman who dies and goes to heaven that will get you giggling.
This joke, taken from Starts at 60, goes…
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A woman has a heart attack. Sadly she dies and goes to heaven, where she comes face to face with God.
“Am I dying?” she asks him.
“No,” God replies. “You will live for another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days.”
Instantly she snaps back to life and, after her near-death experience, vows to make the most of her life.
She changes the colour of her hair, gets a face lift and even has a tummy tuck.
After her final surgery, she walks out and gets hit by a car and dies. When she goes back to heaven and meets God again, she’s steaming.
“What was that!?” she asks.
“What?” God responds, “You died.”
“You said I would live another 40 years!”
“Oh.” God thought for a while… “I didn’t recognise you.”
Reading a humorous story like this one is always fun and will definitely brighten up our day. Another story that will make you laugh is about a senior couple who were reminiscing their good old times. Read the story below:
An elderly couple were sitting on their deck chairs watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about the good old days. The wife turned to the husband and said, “Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?” The husband looked over at her, smiled and obligingly took her aged hand in his.
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With a wry little smile, the wife pressed a little farther, “Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged, you’d sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?” The husband leaned slowly toward his wife and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.
Growing bolder still, the wife said, “Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you’d kind of nibble on my ear?” The husband slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house. Alarmed, the wife asked, “Honey, where are you going?”
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The husband replied, “To get my teeth!”
Please share these jokes for your loved ones who might need a good laugh today!