A husband returns home from work only to find his house a complete mess

It is fair to say that hardly anybody enjoys coming home from a long day at work to find their home in an untidy state. This is what happened to one man.

Not only was the inside of the house untidy, but his three children were playing in the mud outside while wearing their pajamas.

His wife’s car door was open, and the family dog was nowhere to be found. This left the man feeling both angry and curious as he approached his house.

DIRTY DISASTER

As he came through the entryway of his home, he noticed that a lamp lay broken on the floor and the rug had been thrown to one side of the room.

As he walked further through the house, he noticed more curious things, such as the television, which was blasting a children’s channel which nobody was watching. In the bathroom, he found wet towels and dirty toilet paper.

He eventually found his wife, lying in bed in her pajamas reading. He asked her why the house was in the state that it was in. She then replied:

“You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day? Well, today I didn’t do it.”

ANOTHER JOKE

A man went to the doctor to talk to him about his wife’s temper. The doctor gave him a tip for dealing with her outbursts.

The doctor advised the man that the next time his wife loses her temper, he should take a sip of water and swish it around in his mouth. He must not swallow it until she calms down or leaves the room.

The man returned to the doctor two weeks later. When he asked the doctor for the science behind it, he replied that the water does nothing, except keep the man’s mouth shut, and that’s what ensures peace in the home.