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2 Men Contemplate How Long They Will Probably Live

Rebelander Basilan
Mar 15, 2019
08:22 P.M.
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Sitting on a bench, two young men in a reflective mood starts to speculate about how long they might live.

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A hilarious exchange ensued after one says he thinks he has a long life ahead of him.

Two young male friends talking and chatting while sitting on chair at home | Photo: Freepik

Two young male friends talking and chatting while sitting on chair at home | Photo: Freepik

“After all,” he says proudly, “my grandfather lived to be 96.”

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“Ninety-six? What finally got him?” the other man asks.

“Alcohol and women,” he replies.

“Well, that just goes to show you,” shrugs the friend, “Both will get you in the end.”

“Well actually, no, it’s not what you think,” the first man says. “Toward the end, Grandpa couldn’t get either one, so he just laid down and died.”

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That ending is quite unexpected! Here’s an extra joke that is sure to crack you up.

An old couple was sitting on the plane on their way to Hawaii to celebrate their golden wedding anniversary.

Suddenly the pilot’s voice came over the speakers with an announcement: “Dear passengers, unfortunately, I have some bad news. One of our engines has failed and we will be making an emergency landing. Thankfully there is a deserted island nearby, where we should be able to land on the beach. The odds of being rescued, however, are very low and it is likely that we will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives.”

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Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, they managed to land the plane safely on the island.

Shortly after landing, the husband asked his wife: “Honey, did you pay the bill for the car repairs?”

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She answered: “No, I forgot to.”

Still shocked from the landing, he asked a little later: “Have the credit card bills been paid?”

She answered: “Oh no, sorry, I forgot them as well.”

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Not long after, he asked again: “One more thing, what about the doctor’s bill from last week?”

She answered: “Forgive me, Love, that completely slipped my mind too.”

The man grabs his wife and gives her the biggest hug in 50 years.

When he let go, she asked: “What was that for?”

He answered: “They’ll find us!”

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