Woman Has a Job Interview
Job interviews are stressful times. You can have the perfect resume and then fail the interview part because you say too much or too little.
The following are work stories that could have gone differently.
A woman was at a job interview so she asked the interviewer about the benefits. He informed her that they had group health and life insurance but the costs would be deducted from her pay.
She said, “My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five years salary for life insurance, a month’s sick leave and they paid the full premiums.”
“I can’t help but asking why you would leave a job with such benefits,” the interviewer replied.
The woman shrugged her shoulders and answered,
“The company went bankrupt.”
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer: “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?”
“I give it to them,” replied the lawyer,
“and then I send them a bill.”
The doctor was shocked, but he agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills for all the people he encountered the night before. But, when he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer!
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