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Husband Makes a Mean Comment about His Wife’s Body

Rebelander Basilan
Mar 21, 2019
02:08 A.M.
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A wife made a brilliant response after her husband mocked her body.

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A healthy relationship doesn't require expensive displays of love all the time. At times, all you need are sweet romantic gestures now and then to let your partner understand there’s still a lot of love floating in the air.

Man looking at the laptop | Photo: Pexels

Man looking at the laptop | Photo: Pexels

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“Honey, you’re home! I went to the doctor today for my check-up, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25-year-old!”

It's also imperative that you and your sweetheart are having a great time together. Both of you will encounter a lot more disappointment than you need to if you solely focus on what’s unfair and difficult in life.

In the story below, a man named Larry, who is having a downright awful day, takes out his frustration on his better half. Little did he know that she is prepared with a witty and stinging comeback.

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Man inside the car | Photo: Pexels

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TIRED HUSBAND

Larry had just gotten home from a terrible day at work. He walked into the bathroom and was surprised to find his wife standing there, completely naked except for her panties.

She was happily inspecting herself in the mirror.

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He told her in an annoyed voice:

“What are you doing in here? You’re in my way, and I need to use the bathroom.”

She turned to him with a beaming smile and said:

“Honey, you’re home! I went to the doctor today for my check-up, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25-year-old!”

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THE COMEBACK

“Is that right,” Larry said in a skeptical tone, “and what did he say about your 50-year-old ass?”

She replied, “Frankly, dear, your name never came up.”

Please share this story for your loved ones who might need a good laugh today.

Source: The Laugh Bible

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