It's never a good idea to mess around with your better half, especially if she's just as old as you are but significantly wiser!
One man discovered this truth the hard way when he haughtily sent his wife an email saying that he will be having an affair using cold, logical reasoning by virtue of being the Professor of Mathematics at a local college.
The letter read:
You must realize that now you are 54 years old, I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended by this, but by the time you receive this email, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my voluptuous 18-year-old old teaching assistant.
I'll be home before midnight.
When he arrived at the hotel, there was an email waiting for him.
You are also 54 years old and have not been fulfilling my needs for some time. By the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy.
Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that:
18 goes into 54 more times than 54 can go into 18.
I'll be home at 6 am. Don't wait up.
Sometimes being cocky isn't worth the trouble! Did this joke make you laugh? Click here for more funnies.