Rich Woman Thought She Had the Perfect Husband
Here's a joke about a woman who thinks she had the ideal husband that will get you giggling.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk as he puts on his golf shoes.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Woman: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only 500. Is it okay if I buy it?"
Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
Woman: "Oh, thanks so very much. I also stopped by the Mercedes garage this morning and saw the new models. There was one I really, really liked."
Man: "How much?"
Man: "Okay, but for that price, I want it with all the optional extras."
Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking 1,500,000."
Man: "Well then, go ahead and make them an offer, no more than 1,250,000."
Woman: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you!"
Man: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in absolute astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks, "Anyone know whose mobile this is?"
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