Rich Woman Thought She Had the Perfect Husband

Here's a joke about a woman who thinks she had the ideal husband that will get you giggling.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk as he puts on his golf shoes.

Men in the locker room | Photo: Freepik

Men in the locker room | Photo: Freepik

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Man: "Hello?"

Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

Man: "Yes."

Woman: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only 500. Is it okay if I buy it?"

Man using a mobile phone | Photo: Freepik

Man using a mobile phone | Photo: Freepik

Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

Woman: "Oh, thanks so very much. I also stopped by the Mercedes garage this morning and saw the new models. There was one I really, really liked."

Man: "How much?"

Woman: "80,000."

Man: "Okay, but for that price, I want it with all the optional extras."

Woman using a cellphone | Photo: Freepik

Woman using a cellphone | Photo: Freepik

Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking 1,500,000."

Man: "Well then, go ahead and make them an offer, no more than 1,250,000."

Woman: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you!"

Man: "Bye, I love you, too."

Man laughing | Photo: Freepik

Man laughing | Photo: Freepik

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in absolute astonishment. 

Then he smiles and asks, "Anyone know whose mobile this is?"

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Source: Jokes 2 Go

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