April 04, 2019
This story shows the remarkable sense of humor of a wife in response to her husband's laziness.
A husband was at home watching football when his wife approached him with a simple problem. "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now," she told him.
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He seemed visibly annoyed by his wife's request. "Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have a GE logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine," she replied. "Well, then could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."
He then answered, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have 'Westinghouse ' written on my forehead? I don't think so"
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"Fine," the wife again replied. "Then at least you could fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break."
"I'm not a carpenter and I don't want to fix steps," he said, clearly more interested in his football game instead. "Does it look like I have 'Ace Hardware' written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!"
The husband then stormed off outside the house and went to the bar. He stayed there drinking for a couple of hours
Eventually, he began feeling guilty about how he treated his wife and decided that it was best to return home.
As he stepped inside the house, he was surprised to discover that the steps were already fixed, and the hall light was working. He also noticed that the fridge door was fixed as well.
"Honey, how did all this get fixed?" he asked his wife, confused.
“Ah well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake," she replied.
Surprised, the husband asked, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?"
The wife then quipped, "Hello, do you see 'Betty Crocker' written on my forehead? I don't think so."
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Source: Bored Daddy